FUNTASTIC FRIDAYS (It's a little late it is Sunday)

What is Fantastic Friday all about?

Let's talk about it. Friday is, for most people, the last day of the work week. So, sleeping in on Saturday is a given, unless you are just a morning person, unlike me. I think it would be fun to search for the funniest embarrassing moments, riddles or jokes for Fantastic Friday or Sunday!

1.

Identity crisis

“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?”

“My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”

—Joseph Lozanoff

2.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Hold it right there Buddy I got you covered!

RIDDLES (Comment with answers) I'll put the answer on Tuesday.

1.

Q: What 5-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?

SWIMS

2.

Q: I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?

A FEATHER